cockyroaches:

(gentle, calm purring)

(incoherent heavy breathing followed by just some Crazy licking to taste that shit)

(purring, again, but a little bit more curious this time)

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velocity-paige:

Chidi Anagonye, the man who was literally killed by his indecisiveness, knew without any debate or advice that he was ready to move on, and was the first of the main cast to walk through the gate.

Jason Mendoza, the loud-mouthed dimwit whose idea of hell was a world where he was forced to be quiet and wise, spent thousands of cycles alone in contemplation of the universe, and sat patiently until he could provide his final act of kindness to the Not-Girl he loved.

Tahani Al-Jamil, the woman who needed constant validation for her achievements and talents, decided to spend the rest of (the foreseeable) eternity by sitting in the shadows and creating the simulations that would help others become their best selves.

Michael, a demon who by nature despised all of humanity, found his happiness in becoming a human, and in learning to grow and change for the better.

Janet, the AI who had no purpose other than to fein happiness and provide for anyone’s desires without question, learned to not only love but to think and feel for herself.

And of course, Eleanor Shellstrop, the woman who needed no one, who owed nobody anything, did not ever spend her time in the good place alone, and refused to walk through the gate until she made sure that everyone else she knew was happy first.

Each of them ended their stories with their original faults/sins resolving to become their greatest virtues, and these virtues became the things that gave them the peace to move on and be one with the universe. This show was absolutely beautiful and there won’t be anything quite like it.

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A helpful guide to some common birds here in the western US

Here are a few more, for your birding needs:

please allow me to thank you by giving you one in return

Thank you for your contribution to the birding community

Here is some more helpful identification knowledge of birbs

for you

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The signs on drinking

wtfzodiacsigns:

Aquarius ♒:

They are very communicative in nature. They love a good argument and have great power of argument. They will pick up on controversial topics to create discussion. It becomes very annoying because they will not stop arguing until you say they are right. They like to drink, but they do not like to lose control of themselves, so they drink to “wet their beak”.

Pisces ♓:

Dramatic and suffering, he is one of the greatest “lovers” of all signs alcohol. He likes to drink and he usually drinks without fear. If you are not happy, drink until you fall and be taken by friends to your bed. The next day you will not remember how it got there.

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I’m a Gemini but my drunk self is either the first personality they described or Debbie Downer the emo kid in the corner. Never been an irritable drunk

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probablybadrpgideas:

Feed a person vampire blood, you get a ghoul. Feed an animal vampire blood, you get a hellhound. Water a plant in vampire blood, you get a mandrake.

Fill up your car with vampire blood? Probably good things, let’s try it.

COMING THIS HALLOWEEN FROM SYFY

V A N P I R E

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